With apologies to Mr. Carroll - A complaint to the Dow

"The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things. Of ships and shoes and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. Of why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings." 

Lewis Carroll

I only know what I've been told

and what I read in the papers.

I only know I'm growing old and lack the time for capers.

I only know I'm less than rich

and soon to be more poor.

I only know they talk too much. I find them all to bore.

I only wish that I could see

an answer to my question.

Should I stay or should I sell? Both pills give indigestion.